1. demonpossesser:

    gifak-net:

    How not to pick up girls 

    How to

    (via fencinginconverse)

     

  2. coffeeandcockatiels:

    phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

    bangtidyniall:

    I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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    RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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    FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    IT’S STARTED

    IT’S AUGUST.

    (Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via bowtiesandbatman)

     

  3. lord-kitschener:

    “what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

    oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

    oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

    what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

    how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

    (via coolestbloginbritain)

     

  4. bitch-pudding:

    myspcefamous2012:

    the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

    you could have at least said spoiler alert

    (Source: cooldragonboy4000, via turtles-andunicorns)

     
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  6. jaybekays:

    Gilmore Girls: Rory/Dean moments
    └ 1.05 - Cinnamon’s Wake

     
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  9. simonsjumpers:

    Was this film even real

    (Source: lukecastellan, via the-fault-in-our-regards)

     
  10. rainbowrowell:

    bloodyredcarpet:

    On this day in 1912, a screen legend was born…celebrating the irresistible charms and mighty talent of Eugene Curran Kelly, known to movie lovers the world over as Mr. Gene Kelly! (August 23, 1912 - February 2, 1996)

    There’s a lot to take in here.

     
  11. martinekenblog:

    Hoang Tran is a California native artist who carves incredibly detailed figurines in crayons.

    (via turtles-andunicorns)

     
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  13. troyetroyetroye:

    trxyesweater:

    Two funny things

    1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

    2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

    Iconic

    (Source: gagas-glitter, via the-fault-in-our-regards)

     
  14. madelynnerose88:

    Corgi Flop

     

  15. shmapey:

    justmyflawedlogic:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

    (Source: leethepace, via coolestbloginbritain)