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  2. dickmark:

    OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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    AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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    YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

    (Source: autisticalfred, via myheadisfullofemenems)

     
  3. hogwartskidsproblems:

    strawberrysoftlicorice:

    jay-ell-gee:

    guardianof-memories:

    the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

    I think we all know who’s behind this

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    Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

    #Snape on a plane

    (Source: , via myheadisfullofemenems)

     
  4. thewearysavantponders:

    purple skeleton going the extra mile.

    (Source: ragdollvera, via belle-morningstar)

     
  5. deluxesherlock:

    bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

    fineas-and-pherb:

    Best backstory. (x)

    You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

    whA T

    (via faulty--stars)

     
  6. lovequotesrus:

    Everything you love is here

    (Source: blog.avisiblesignofmyown.com, via conquer-it-all)

     
  7. I think the pillow and phone charger laying on my floor really add some class to this rare picture of me in a dress.

     
  8. thirsty-for-troye:

    " haha jk we had sex"

    (Source: somelittleparadise, via the-fault-in-my-heart)

     
  9. hungry-humanlike-fallen-angel:

    theangelwiththewormstache:

    castiels-celestiel-dick:

    memeguy-com:

    Donut store explains social media

    Tumblr - here’s a picture of a donut, reblogged with a gif that somehow pertains to supernatural

    Oh my god.

    (via the-fault-in-my-heart)

     
  10. Who ran the fastest during the Snatchers scene?

    (Source: themalfoymissus, via the-fault-in-my-heart)

     
  11. runs-on-ramen:

    necessary:

    he needs those parts for his space ship

    he’s going to otter space

    (Source: jajaneenee, via thelightwillbreakthrough)

     

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  12. therewerestarsintheireyes:

    so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

    read it here:

    Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

     
  13. tyleroakley:

    Photos of famous landmarks while they were still under construction.

    (Source: yourackdisciprine, via mspiltmilk)

     
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