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  2. thelightwillbreakthrough:

    but when did people stop saying “go_____, go ________, Its your birthday, its your birthday” when cheering for someone

     

  3. totaleclipseofthedick:

    I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

    (Source: passthecocaine, via fencinginconverse)

     
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  5. moony-balloons:

    Going Deep with David Rees is a fantastic show and I’m trying hard not to giggle every time he says “party hole” because I am a child

     

  6. didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via unicoerns)

     
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  8. fartnipples:

    georgetakei:

    This flagged my attention.

    did you just

    (via turtles-andunicorns)

     

  9. lalalafrickyou:

    bloody-nips:

    i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

    “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

    (Source: slimydad, via followthebirdie)

     

  10. clessert:

    it’s not you, its your eyebrows

    (via chrismend)

     
  11. lovealishadawn:

    la-temeraire:

    marigolds-sorry:

    I really really needed this wow

    i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

    LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

    SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

    (via chloesunshine)

     
  12. I have abs… from a distance… with a filter… if you squint

     
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  14. SO GUYS YOU KNOW THESE GIFS

    ask-curtisrx:

    50shadesofcastiel:

    backwardsillistrator:

    im-not-even-gomen:

    50shadesofcastiel:

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    AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    I FOUND THE VIDEO

    ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

    WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

    This got so many notes I cannot believe

    THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

    (via faulty--stars)

     
  15. playhausdesign:

    An 8 foot tall “bunk” table I made.  It is basically 2 tables stacked on top of each other.  I made it as a marketing promotion to show people there’s no limit to what can be made at Play-Haus.